10 Hilarious Dad Jokes

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4. Sir Cumference

At King Arthur’s round table were a lot of knights, Sir Cumference was the fattest of all. Yet another play on words, this joke is clearly referring to a “circumference,” which is the distance of the perimeter of a circle. A fat knight will have a belly with a large circumference, and Sir Cumference is a play on that. If you thought that was bad enough, you’re not safe yet.

Just as the groans are dying down, Dad can add “He ate too much Pi.” Of course, this is yet another pun because Pi is the ratio of the diameter of a circle to its circumference, while it also refers to “pie,” which is what may have caused the knight to get so fat.

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