10 Hilarious One Liner Jokes
8. A Faster Snail
I wanted to make my snail go faster so I took his shell off. All it did was to make him more sluggish. Snails and slugs are just as slow as each other, and taking off a snail’s shell will not make the snail any faster.
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The real joke lies in the fact that a snail would look very much like a slug if it didn’t have its shell. Hence, it was made more “sluggish.” Removing a snail’s shell would also kill the poor animal, so it is best to leave them be. They can be a pest in gardens, potentially killing plants and vegetables, so you might want a way to get rid of them. If you do want rid of them, then try looking for a humane solution.
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